Safety & real resources
OnlyTransplants is a work of satire. Every creator, listing, price, scan and subscriber on this site is invented. Nothing here is for sale, no organ is real, and no transaction of any kind is possible on this website.
Selling organs is illegal
In the United States, buying or selling human organs for transplant is a federal crime under the National Organ Transplant Act (42 U.S.C. §274e). Comparable prohibitions exist in most countries. Legitimate donation costs the recipient nothing and pays the donor nothing — anyone offering otherwise is committing a crime, exploiting someone, or both.
If you want to become a donor
Registration is free and takes a couple of minutes. In the US, start at organdonor.gov. Living donation is coordinated through transplant centres, never through a marketplace.
If you are struggling
The listings on this site joke about debt, precarity and treating your own body as an asset to be liquidated. If any of that is not a joke where you are standing, please talk to someone.
- US: call or text 988 — Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, 24/7.
- UK & ROI: call 116 123 — Samaritans.
- Elsewhere: findahelpline.com lists services by country.