Terms
1. This is a work of fiction
OnlyTransplants is satire. All creators, listings, medical details, prices, scans and subscribers are invented. Any resemblance between a fictional subscriber and a real public figure is parody and is intended as such.
2. Nothing is for sale
No organ, tissue or biological material is offered, brokered or transferable through this site. No payment can be made. No listing constitutes an offer, and no interaction with this site creates any agreement of any kind.
3. Not medical advice
Clinical language on this site is set dressing. Nothing here is medical advice and none of it should inform a decision about your health, your treatment, or donation.
4. User content
If you post, keep it fictional. Do not post real medical records, real identifying information about anyone, or any genuine solicitation to buy or sell human tissue. Accounts that do will be removed.
5. No warranty
The site is provided as-is, for entertainment, with no warranty of any kind.